F. Yeah! Jeeves

Jeevesian Reactions to Every Day Life.
Please feel free to ask Jeeves anything.

Indeed Sir. Lost Jewellery.

“Jeeves, I found this ring. Some short chap told me to cast it into the fire. Do you think I ought to?”

Indeed, sir.”

Indeed Sir.

“Jeeves, I think I just messed it all up big time.”


“Indeed, sir?”

“You wouldn’t happen to have a time machine?”

“No, sir.”

“Ah, damn.”

“Indeed, sir.”

Indeed Sir. Tea.

Jeeves, I cannot find my breakfast tea! My life is over.

Indeed, sir?

Indeed Sir. Well then.

I say Jeeves, is that the Prime Minister running, well, rather in his birthday suite, through Chester?

“Indeed, sir.”

Anonymous asked: How is the weather this morning, Jeeves?

Anonymous,

As the poet Tennyson once said, “The noise of life begins again, / And ghastly through the drizzling rain / On the bald street breaks the blank day”.

Anonymous asked: Dear Jeeves,how do I express my romantic feelings in a tasteful way to an intended target?

Anonymous,

A well selected verse of classic poetry never goes amiss. I also hear that letters are quite popular as are tokens of affection.

If the person one is intending to admit these romantic inclinations towards is sensible and overall reasonable, then sometimes simply stating them in rational way is the best approach. I often feel that grand schemes fall short and often leave one, or both parties, as my master often says, “in the soup”.